::survey, bah.
3:46 a.m. - 2005-02-24

stolen from gump and used to procrastinate on my work.

Part One:


Name: alyssa

Zodiac Sign: cancerous

Birthdate: 06.30.1983

Birthplace: london, england

Current Location: north carolina aka hell

Eye Color: blue-green

Hair Color: dark brown

Height: 5'8"

Righty or Lefty: righty

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Part Two:


Your heritage: who the fuck cares?

The shoes you wore today: adidas sneakers

Your weakness: marijuana. nayan.

Your bedtime: what's that?

Time you wake up: depends on if i go to bed.

Your most missed memory: life at salem.

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Part Three

Your most overused phrase on AIM: what the fuck?

Your thoughts first waking up: can i go back to sleep and where is my cell phone/did nayan call?

Your best physical feature: to guys, my chest. to everyone else, my eyes.

Pepsi or Coke: coke, no contest.

McDonald's or Burger King: mcdonald's for the fries alone.

Single or group dates: uhm, do people still go on "dates"??

Adidas or Nike: adidas

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton!

Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate all the way

Cappuccino or coffee: cappucino.

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Layer Four

Smoke: what about it? laid off the pot, still have my cigarettes within reach 24/7.

Cuss: i live in the south; nothing gets my point across like the word "fuck"

Sing: only in my car with the stereo turned up.

Have a crush(es): boooo. it's only casual sex from here on out.

Like high school: the second half was fabulous.

Do you think you've been in love: i would like to think so.

Want to get married: no... and fuck you if you think that means i couldn't have possibly been in love.

Believe in yourself: to a reasonable extent.

Get motion sickness: oh god, on the shuttle bus back to my apartment complex... ten minutes into it and i've got a cold sweat going on. it's awful.

Think you're attractive: under certain circumstances.

Like thunderstorms: yes! we haven't had one in forever.

Think you're a health freak: it comes and goes, manifests in different ways.


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Part Five: In the past month...


Drank alcohol: you mean, am i holding a beer in my hand as i type this one-handed? sam adams, baby, sam adams.

Smoked: and five minutes ago, with a cigarette in the other...

Done a drug: yeah, i smoked pot a few weeks ago.

Had Sex: *whimper*

Been on stage: negative.

Gone skinny dipping: no.

Gone on a date: remind me again i'm single.

Gone to the mall?: hmmm... actually, possibly not. after working there forEVER, i learned to stay away.

Eaten an entire box of Oreos: god, no.

Eaten sushi: never. i don't like fish in general; i doubt consuming it raw is going to change my mind.

Been dumped: oh wouldn't that require having a boyfriend first?

Gone skating: no.

Made homemade cookies: no, but i may have consumed some cookie dough.

Dyed your hair: yeah, gotta keep it purrty.

Stolen anything: negative.


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Part Six

Age you hope to be married: dead.

Numbers and Names of Children: fuck THAT.

Describe your dream wedding: see above.

How do you want to die: painlessly.

Where you want to go to college: boston u for grad school.

What do you want to be when you grow up: a writer. you can say, "Welcome to reality" at any time now.

What country would you most like to visit: england (london) for the historical aspects


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Part Seven: In a guy/girl...

Best eye color? blue for boys; girls, i don't give a fuck.

Best hair color? brown

Short or long hair: i don't care, as long as he doesn't look like a hippie reject.

Height: i want a guy who's at least six feet.

Best weight: too many factors go into determining this. not disgusting on either end of the spectrum.


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LAYER eight: Ever . . .


Played a game that required removal of clothing: heeheeheeeeeeee.

Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: oh boy, too many times to reminisce properly.

Been caught ? doing something?: uhm, does overhearing it count? *cringes*

Been called a tease: only by those who gave themselves false hope.

Gotten beaten up: yeah, but probably not in the way you're thinking.

Shoplifted: yeah, just to see if i could. not proud of it, not denying it either.

Changed who you were to fit in: well, seeing as how i was a reject for most of my life, i sure as hell didn't do a good job of it if i did.

Regret something: you're not human if you don't.

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